Put Some Pants On

Put Some Pants On is a manically delightfully and surreal “quest” adventure about an early-twenty-something everyman who, trapped in a dead-end customer-service job, quickly finds himself set upon a surreal quest of epic proportions. Unlike most of your typical hero fare, though, our leading man is not out to save the world or even the girl of his dreams. Rather, this is a personal quest; A quest truly fitting of the everyman. This is all about the quest for “girly action.” Sure, it also involves a time-traveling monkey, alien butt probes, sinister movie popcorn, and giant rampaging mutants that fire lasers out of some most peculiar places, but this is all secondary in the quest for our hero, our everyman, as he desperately tries to take the proper steps that will ensure him from becoming a “lonely hermit” whose only companions in the future are his staff of prattling primates. For Mature Readers.